just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I am one with the molecules
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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