That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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