im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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