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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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