Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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