I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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