okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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