Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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