he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
it glows. i had to have it.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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