just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
try to milk me bitch
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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