so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Oh god it's open bar.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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