if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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