I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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