You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
soo... how was my night?
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