I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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