is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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