Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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