I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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