My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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