do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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