i would punch a child for taco bell
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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