I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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