She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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