The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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