It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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