I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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