you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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