just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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