The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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