i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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