so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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