Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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