You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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