not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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