I need to stop coming to work sober
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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