? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
His nipple licking is glorious
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