are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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