this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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