Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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