Non-Jews are for practice
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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