Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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