That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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