Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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