scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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