East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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