Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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