It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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