Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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