This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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