Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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